
"Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito."
--Rice, Beans, and Baby
"Pregnancy Information. Free Pregnancy tests. Confidential. On Subway."
--Free Pregnancy Tests?
"Correction: A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly stated 'Stolen Groceries.' It should have read 'Homicide.'"
--Homicide?
Quick vote: This blog makes us laugh so hard we choke a little bit on our own collars. Seriously, why do we have to wear these things around?!
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