Showing posts with label announcement. Show all posts
Showing posts with label announcement. Show all posts

Monday, March 15, 2010

Twitter Account

As dogs, we are big fans of short prose. A human would have to use the lengthy phrase, "Hey mailman, if you don't get the hell off of our porch and stop endangering our humans, we will rip the intestines from your body via your butt-hole." Whereas, a well-emphasized bark or two will convey the exact same message. We say, "Orrrunghhh," whereas our father would say, "I need to go outside and relieve the pressure on my bladder! I shouldn't have had that fourth non-alcoholic beer..."

So when we heard about the concept of Twitter, we were very excited. What a great way for us to communicate in short bursts, and another way for you, our loyal readers, to follow us on the internets! So we created a Twitter account this evening, our username is judgmentbitches and you can see our profile here.


Already, Twitter is teaching us about other injustices endured by dogs around the world. Twitter linked us to this blog post about a poor Weimaraner subjected to humiliating rabbit ears. Obviously dog ears are much better for hunting and killing, stupid humans!

Friday, March 5, 2010

400!


This is our 400th post, quite an achievement for two bitches with nothing but free time, quick wits, and an iMac. We started writing this blog back in November of 2007 to show the world that dogs are capable of critical analysis. We are smart, savvy bitches who are pleased to bring the world our critiques, our words, and our fragrant doggie gases. We hope to bring you many more meaningful posts in the future.

But for now, we thought we'd leave you with a photo essay to celebrate this achievement. We spend a lot of time working on this blog, but rarely are shown doing so. Enjoy! Also, we would like to thank our mother and her Nikon for capturing the essence of our blogging spirit.

Maggie is thoughtfully reading her Kindle. Maggie's book reviews are always apt and poignant.

Sammi is rocking out to her iPod. Her musical palate is vast, but she is very critical. No Britney Spears for Sammi, though Brit makes a great bitch!

Maggie is enraged by yet another left-leaning politico's take on the recession. When will they embrace her progressive libertarianism?

Somedays, there just is no inspiration. In times like this, we lay in the exact same way and sigh in exasperation.

Sammi is diligently typing another blogpost. Bluetooth keyboards are a dream for blogging bitches!

Thank you for your support. We love writing for you.

Love,
The Bitches of Judgment
(Maggie & Sammi)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

We're Still Around!

Hello loyal readers! We've had a crazy couple of weeks. Our parents went to Peru for a while and we were shuffled from Cousin Echo's to Aunt Annie's house and then we've been trying to get back into our regular routine.

Sorry for the unadvertised hiatus! Regular posting will restart tomorrow!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!

Stop the presses!

All you Twilight fans, check out this website (Stephenie Meyer's website) for the latest breaking news about the Midnight Sun drama. We're going to be stuck reading this for the rest of the day.


Bitches out.

Friday, August 15, 2008

VAY-CAY!


We're off all of next week! Our parents are going on vacation to the San Juan Islands (suspiciously close to Forks, WA) while we are going to stay with our Aunt Annie and our Cousin Echo (or First Cousin Once Removed Echo).

Aunt Annie's 2 cents: I expect you to avoid me all week, Sammi! Hey Maggie! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! Pulley?! PULLEY!?!?!

Cousin Echo's Commentary: I've got a lot of bones for you girls to dig up, you'd better get cracking!