The Onion is one of the most up-to-date papers in existence. Unfortunately, instead of reporting actual news, they take it upon themselves to report satirical news, or sometimes actual news followed by satire. We find it brilliant.
Some of our favorite headlines?
"Research Shows: Babies Are Stupid"
"World Leaders Gather to Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"
"Depressed Candidate Runs Attack Ad Against Self"
"CIA On Torture Memo 'We Need To Stop Writing This Stuff Down!'"
"Opinion: We Must All Do Our Part to Preserve This Climate of Fear"
Go here to laugh until you pee your pants!
Quick vote: The onion is very funny. We love it, and you had better read it to ensure that you will love it too!